Artie Lange teaches Chaz Bono to 'be a man'
The Howard Stern Show's Monday morning broadcast introduced a new role for comedian and sidekick Artie Lange: man coach for the newly masculinized Chaz Bono. Artie Lange spent most of the morning on Monday's Howard Stern Show letting loose with an endless string of demented pieces of 'manly advice' for Chaz Bono, as well as a series of imitations of the transgendered Bono about what he learned from Artie about being a 'real man.'
Artie Lange vamped hilariously all morning long on the potential 'lessons' that he could teach Chaz Bono. Artie Lange stated that he was already teaching Chaz to grow hair on his back, refer to his penis as a hot dog, and participate in other 'manly' endeavors like saving his bowel movements for the ultra-nasty (but undoubtedly manly) bathrooms at the Port Authority Bus Station.
When Howard Stern and his crew went on to dissect a recent interview between Chaz Bono and Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart piece by piece, Artie Lange adopted the 'voice of Chaz,' and began answering for him. When Chaz Bono refused to answer Mary Hart's question about what exactly is going on with his anatomy below the waist since his recent surgeries, the real Chaz Bono declined to answer, but Artie Lange ACTING as Chaz Bono piped in that his new male 'equipment' was more than a little confusing.
'If I look at the sun too long I p--- out my nose,' said Artie Lange in the role of Chaz Bono referring to his new methods for urination.
Artie Lange has long been touted as the "man's man" of the Howard Stern Show because of his previous career as a longshoreman. He has also come under fire from some who feel that his arsenal of gay jokes indicate that he's homophobic. Artie Lange recently did a Public Service Announcement for the Howard Stern Show in which he discouraged the use of the word 'fag' after receiving a lambasting from openly gay Howard Stern Show announcer George Takei.
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artie as chaz bono shows how friggin funny artie really is. hope he's alive long enough to see chaz's new penis.
:)
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