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Artie Lange is tapping the brakes on his relationship with his new “smokin’ hot” girlfriend Adrianne. Artie Lange started dating Adrianne, the tanning salon employee, back in May. The diamond in the rough that Artie Lange plucked out of a New Jersey strip mall tanning salon last month has apparently been semi-moved-in with Artie Lange since their whirlwind affair started.
Everyone close to Artie Lange seems to agree that Adrianne moving out, at least for the time being, is a smart move. Artie Lange, whose rollercoaster ride of drug and alcohol addiction has become one of the main talking points on The Howard Stern Show, is very newly sober. Artie Lange claims that the last time that he used heroin was Christmas Eve 2008 and that the last time he used any drugs or alcohol was about two months ago.
Of course,…just because Adrianne will have her stuff stored an hour and a half away at her parents’ house doesn’t mean Artie Lange’s deluxe California King canopy waterbed will be growing cold. Artie Lange admitted that the 25-year-old vixen Adrianne still has a key to his place. He also admitted to recently buying Adrianne a pricey necklace from famed designer Lazaro. When Artie Lange’s Howard Stern Show co-hosts pressed him for details on how much the piece cost, Artie would only admit that it was “less than $15,000.”
Since Artie Lange plucked the lovely, young Adrianne out of obscurity last month, he has professed himself to be both ecstatic and in-love. Fans and friends of Artie Lange have their fingers crossed that Adrianne will remain a positive influence in Artie’s life, rather than becoming one of the many hangers-on and users that Lange has a history of collecting.
Want to check out Artie Lange’s new broad? Here’s some video of Artie and Adrianne at a recent “Too Fat to Fish” signing in Torrance, California. It takes about thirty seconds before the big-butted morons blocking the shot of Artie Lange and Adrianne to get out of the way, but then, you'll get some nice shots of the happy couple:
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Bad taste to have girlfriend sitting with him at autograph table. What were you thinking, Artie?
WOW Adrianne is smoking hot. I hope Artie is okay.
Bad taste? When has Artrie been known for taste? Did youb just fall off the heroin truck, Canuck? You coon-skin hat wearers are naive.
What a moron..he used to make fun of the dude that married anna nichole smith..this is the exact same thing..you think she is attracted to him? She's taking one for the team!
I am sorry for my son's uncontrollable hatred of Canadians. He was inappropriately fondled on a family trip to Nova Scotia. We keep trying to explain to him that he was molested by his uncle who is not Canadian we were all just in Canada at the time. I am probably revealing too many family secrets. Whatever. I'm drunk.
Stupid canadians
Artie picked a hotter broad then Howard. I have always said you can find hotter broads in the local best buy or mall then some of these "models" you see on the streets of nyc.
Whhaaaaaaaah I was molested.
Hope Artie is OK
Love u Artie...wish u the best...
it breaks my heart to know Art is in so much emotional pain....I hope he can heal some day.
artie, you are so loved by so many people, get well. we miss you
Art, I just heard. I will pray extra hard for you tonight. You know I am always here if you need me. We all love you. See you soon.
Hang in there man and get clean and sober. Don't pay the high cost of low living.
Baby Gorilla we speak your name...we love u grt better
Much LOVE Art! Much love. Get well. We miss you but if you need to stay off mic for a while we understand. You health is more important than our entertainment and you, like Howey said, provided plenty of laughs for us over the years. Thank you.
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