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When the zombies come (and they will come), the first place I will go is Target. That's because the big red store has an ample supply of Krave jerky, the best apocalypse food on the market today. When you think about it, end of the world food is actually pretty good. Here's my list of favorites:

Krave meat jerky - So many creative, delicious flavors (Chili Lime is my current fave). And they conveniently offer a "Survival Sampler". Thinking ahead never tasted so good!

Freeze dried fruits and vegetables - Target also has a huge selection of these, and though they are currently overpriced, that won't be a concern when the concept of cash is a misnomer.

JELLO - You know it. Preferably the new Jolly Rancher brand, in their best candy flavors of Green Apple, Watermelon, and Blue Raspberry.

Freeze dried ice cream - Bring it on! Thank you, astronauts! I don't know why Target doesn't carry this.

Mediterranean plane food - As evidenced by the snack box that rocked my world on a recent flight, these nicely packaged hummus, bruschetta, stuffed grape leaves, tapenade, and more will add a touch of elegance to your dystopian society. Stock up at I Love Snacking.

On another note, wouldn't it be nice if we could enjoy all these foods and the world never ended? So as the holidays are upon us once again, let's all do our best to hope and pray for that beautiful, beauty queen concept of PEACE ON EARTH. Thanks for reading!

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