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Anti-Valentine's Day quotes, sayings, and poems for happy singles

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Valentine’s Day 2014 is on a Friday this year, which makes it a great time to gather your anti-Valentine’s Day quotes and let everyone know you’re happy to be single or want to be.

This year, instead of getting bummed out about not having a Valentine, revel in the fact that you don’t have to rush out and get some tacking greeting card, cheap chocolates, or flowers that will inevitably die in a few days.

Check out these awesome anti-Valentine’s Day sayings, quotes, and greetings you can use to let everyone know exactly how you feel on Valentine’s Day 2014.

"The worst feeling isn’t being lonely, it’s knowing you’ll never be remembered by the person you’ll never forget."

"If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice." - Estelle Getty

"Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed." - Laurell K. Hamilton

"Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
Our love is like a poem
Which doesn't work" - Peter O

"The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him." - Richard Jeni.

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house." - Lewis Grizzard.

"We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies." - Spanish philosopher Jose Ortega

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Forget about the men in your past… they didn’t make it to your future for a reason.
Love stinks"– J. Geils Band

"There was a young girl reading law
Who found parties a bit of a bore.
She skipped the Valentine's bash
And ate sausage and mash
Saying "This is what evenings are for" - Deborah Caedel

Valentine’s Day 2014 is upon us. How will use these anti-Valentine’s Day quotes to share your anti-love for holiday this year?

See also: Anti Valentine's Day party ideas: Enjoy 'Love on the Rocks' cocktails'

Sources: About.com, Yahoo!, Daily Info, Habitation of Justice, ChaCha

Which are your favorite anti-Valentine’s Day quotes, sayings, or poems?

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