Valentine’s Day is around the corner and it’s about that time to get your collection of anti-Valentine’s Day quotes ready.
Whether you’re single and wishing you had a romantic date, unhappily married dreading the customary box of chocolates and flowers, or dating your least favorite person, these anti Valentine’s Day poems and sayings will get you on your way to being the Grinch of Valentine’s Day 2013!
What will you include in your anti-Valentine’s Day card this year?
Here are a few quotes, poems and sayings to get you started with your anti Valentine’s Day sentiments:
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed. - Laurell K. Hamilton
There was a young girl reading law
Who found parties a bit of a bore.
She skipped the Valentine's bash
And ate sausage and mash
Saying "This is what evenings are for" - Deborah Caedel
Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
Our love is like a poem
Which doesn't work - Peter O
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him. Richard Jeni.
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard.
The worst feeling isn’t being lonely, it’s knowing you’ll never be remembered by the person you’ll never forget.
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. - Estelle Getty
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.- Spanish philosopher Jose Ortega
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Forget about the men in your past… they didn’t make it to your future for a reason.
Love stinks.– J. Geils Band
So, which crowd will you be with this on Valentine’s Day 2013? Will you be cuddling up with your honey on a romantic dinner? Or, will you be single, loving it, and plotting your next move on the dating scene?
Sources: About.com, Yahoo!, Daily Info, Habitation of Justice, ChaCha
What are your favorite anti-Valentine’s Day quotes, sayings, or poems?