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Keith Olbermann, Barney the Frank and Al Gore have a lot in common: overfed, over the hill, growing noses, no ears, big mouths, egomaniacal and all seem cozy with corruption. Women won’t date Keith, Barney won’t date women, and Al assaults massage therapists. Can you say “narcissistic misogynists?”
The Drollbermann will soon be allowed to disassociate on the tube again, hired by the king of integrity, Al Gore, to appear on Current TV. My suggested topic for the first airing: “Does methane gas generated by communist television contribute to global warming?" I think they’ll choose: “ClimateGate is a hoax!” followed by, “The case for same sex marriage: why 3% of the population should rule 97% of the people on matters of morality, family, social order and child rearing.”
It gets better. Much better!
Recently the Oooobermann said he may hire disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner. Why? To become the resident expert on sex addiction, plundering the treasury, attacking Fox and Clarence Thomas, promoting ObamaCare and lying to the public?
As you recall, Anthony photographed his wiener and then tweeted it to young girls. First he denied doing it, claiming he was hacked, then he attacked the reporters trying to cover the story, then he admitted it, then he refused to resign, then he announced his resignation, but hasn’t actually resigned.
Wait for it: in six months reports will reveal pornography was Weiner’s downfall. (Will Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz intro a bill limiting the availability of pornography? After all, peer reviewed studies show it routinely causes violence against women.)
CBS reports Weiner may be avoiding a premature resignation to build up his House pension. He stands to collect more than $1,000,000.00. (That’s your money by the way.)
Will Barney introduce legislation to deny pension payouts to pervs who disgrace the office? (Not likely, because then Barney would be out a fortune: your money too.) Do disgraced execs get severance pay after stealing from the company? In Weiner’s case, talk about executive bone-us.
BTW, what is Al Snore thinking if he supports Olbermann hiring Weiner? Aside from the appearance of impropriety having one wiener join another, wouldn’t such a move make Current TV look like a Halloween costume party at Barney Frank’s house?
“Who are you supposed to be?”
“Why I’m an oiled up cross dresser and executive assistant to the safe schools czar! And who are you supposed to be honey?”
“I’m a Supreme Court justice, obviously.”
Trick or Treat: Current TV morphs to Prurient TV.
I think Al Bore should really round things out on Prurient TV and bring on John Edwards, Bill Clinton, Barney Frank and the ghost of Alfred Kinsey. They can all sit around and talk with Stupermann about the joys of man-boy love, fornication, adultery, rape, prostitution, child sex trafficking, AIDS, STDs, teen pregnancy, abortion and all manner of deviance while getting fat on the taxpayers’ backs.
Maybe they’ll start a new program hosted by Anthony and Barney: "The Frank ‘n Weiner Show!"
“Our topic tonight --- The myth of moral decline in America.”
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