Look, I'm pressed for time so let me tenuously connect these completely unrelated events based on both stories being about relatively minor celebrities: America Ferrera tied the knot with her long-term boyfriend, Ryan Piers, Monday night, surrounded by close family and friends. Yay, good for her. She looked really great, her dress was gorgeous, they're going to have a wonderful life together.
Next up, we have Sister Sister Tia Mowry, who gave birth to a healthy baby boy earlier today in Los Angeles. You go, Tia! High-five! Most importantly, for those wondering how she's getting by these days, she and her twin, Tamera, will be promoting a new reality show this summer, Tia and Tamera Take 2. Would someone please, please give us the reality shiw we all want: Where in the world is Carlton Banks?