Obamacare is front and center again today. The president is on hold with Verizon as we speak. "Our team is bringing in some of the best and brightest from both inside and outside government to scrub in with the team and help improve HealthCare.gov," an HHS blog post said on Sunday.
Meanwhile Kathleen "some live some die" Sebelius is being called to the Hill next week to testify. For his part, Harry Reid said I told you so about it and believes single payer is the solution to the troubles to the website issues.
On to the man standing in front of the tank aka Ted Cruz. When asked if he’d support another shutdown over Obamacare, he said, “I would do anything, and I will continue to do anything I can, to stop the train wreck that is Obamacare.”
What Cruz actually said was hell ya’, the only American around here with any cajones is a Mexican. Remember the Alamo, or something like that!
Meanwhile Hillary Clinton commented on the government shutdown and had this to say, “When politicians choose scorched earth over common ground, when they operate in what I call the ‘evidence-free zone,’ with ideology trumping everything else, we’ve seen that families in Virginia and across the country have felt the consequences”.
What Hil’s actually said was, my frenemy Obama was actually the one who refused to find common ground but I’m running for president and his distortions and propaganda propelled him to victory because the minions are so darn stupid and helpless so here goes nothing!
As proof of that, Miley Cyrus is at it again. This week the demonesque diva is once again glorifying and promoting illegal drug use. Her new song is called “Ain’t worried about Nothin’” and the lyrics go like this, “Popped a molly and you know, you know you'll never stop, you think I'm turnt up, wait until my album drops,” This new stroke of creative genius comes after her single “We Can’t Stop” which included a line about “dancing with molly.”
What she actually said was you people made me disgustingly rich by buying Hannah Montana lunch pals and backpacks, so know I’m going to reward you by completely F-ing up your kids and guess what my rich, talentless, hillbilly and equally untalented daddy still love me! Oh and did I mention screw you?!
Speaking of junkies, there’s a startup company called Leafly which is an online resource that allows users to rate and review different strains of cannabis and cannabis dispensaries. They have a mobile app that allows “users” to have access to over 500 strains of maryjane at their fingertips.
What they’re really saying is we are set to make a fortune over the fact that so many Americans are hopelessly screwed up and often completely F-ing stoned!
Have a great day America!