President Obama’s uncle is back in the news today since he faces deportation. For some inexplicable reason the president is not yet intervening on behalf of his Uncle Onyango Obama. Uncle Obama may be deported back to Kenya pending an upcoming hearing stemming from some debauchery or something.
One can only hope that the president intervenes since his uncle has become sort of a beloved uncle for all of us over the last few years and is affectionately known to millions as “America’s Uncle”. We love you Uncle Onyango! Mr. President, we implore you to help Uncle O!
In football news, a legend has admitted to fathering a love child in 2005 with a CBS pre-game show employee. Dan Marino fathered a secret lovechild with Donna Savaterre and paid her millions of bucks to keep it on the DL.
The former Dolphins QB star strayed from his wife Claire who he’s been married to for 28 years.
Marino’s daughter Chloe was born in 2005, and is now being raised by Savattere and her husband. The entire story can be found here. I’m wondering if Savaterre needs to give back the hush money?
The NFL has been somewhat of a sideshow as of late. Deer Antlers, San Francisco gay bashing (got no time for the sweet stuff!) and now this news.
I’m wondering if Dan spent too much time cleaning the mansion and it impacted his sex life as we talked about in yesterday’s All you need to know.
Puppy Bowl party anyone?