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All I want for Christmas is a cartoon me

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It saddens the LA Animation Examiner to report that her dog, Blanche DuBois Sharp, is disgruntled during the most wonderful time of the year.

In lieu of penning a letter to Santa, Blanche set her grievances to music, namely the holiday classic All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth.

For years, Blanche has dreamed of a career as an animator's muse. Her most fervent wish is to be immortalized as a cartoon canine, such as the greats Droopy, Goofy, Pluto, Astro, Balto, Scooby-Doo, and Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Apparently, 2013 marks the winter of Blanche's discontent. In other words, hell hath no fury like a Bichon-Poodle scorned. This is doubly true for one with dubious musical talent.

Blanche's lament is reprinted below with her permission. If any animators care to contribute to this cause, please contact the LA Animation Examiner post haste. Your generosity might make the world a better place. Think of the world in terms of a small condo in Tarzana.

All Blanche wants for Christmas is a cartoon she, OR

All I want for Christmas is a cartoon me


All I want for Christmas is a cartoon me,
A 3D me.
See?! A CG me!

Gee, if I could only have my own marquee,
Then it would be my happy Christmas!

I have told my mommy to make art of me,
Tell my life story . . . animatedly!

Still she hasn't done it; I'm not Frankenweenie,
but I belong in show business!

Haw, haw, hee! Let's agree: Me, too, could be despicable! (spoken) Despicable Me! What tragedy! I'm anti-Gravity! Free Birds and Frozen are brutal!

All I want for Christmas is a cartoon me,
I ask reasonably. OK, I'll do TV!

So give me my fair share; I'll upstage Snoo-oo-py!
And you'll foresee,
That I won't pee,
And it will be . . . my best-est Christmas!

Happy holidays from the LA Animation Examiner and Blanche DuBois Sharp, and especially warm wishes to our fans and friends at Disney, Universal, DreamWorks, Warner Brothers, and so forth!


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