Adam Sandler hires Heidi Montag to stand in front of a camera, read words for his new film

Heidi (the one on the left) will soon be on movie theater screens.  Pray for us all.

In what must be one of the largest-scale practical jokes of all time, Adam Sandler has seen fit to hire Heidi Montag to appear in his next film, currently titled "Just Go With It".  Have things really come to this?  Didn't we all kind of agree, as a country, that after "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" that we were just going to ignore Heidi and her horrific D-bag husband Spencer Pratt until they went away?  Did Sandler not get that text?  Find out all the details below, my gentle Examiner readers...

Yes, Heidi Montag has been hired to "act" in Adam Sandler's next film, a romantic comedy called "Just Go With It" featuring Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston, and Sandler.  How have we come to this? 

The film-- previously titled "Pretend Wife"-- features Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston as two mismatched blah, blah, blah, fall in love, blah, blah, blah, Rob Schneider cameo.  Come on, do you really want to know what happens?  Sandler invents a wife and kids to impress a girl, then circumstances force him to actually hire someone to play these invented people in order to land the girl of his dreams.  Because this is a romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, you can probably guess what happens next.

As for Montag, not much is known about her role at the moment, but she certainly sounds excited about it.  Here's her first Tweet on the film:

I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming monday!!!!! this is one of the best days of my life!!! getting icecream to celebrate!"

Please note that all exclamation points are Montag's.  Shortly after writing that, she posted another Tweet:

memorizing my script for the feature comedy movie I am filming all next week

The role is said to be an extended cameo.  In other words, Montag will likely not be a prominently featured actress in the film.  Then again, could be that Kidman's got the walk-on, and Montag's going to be doing all the heavy lifting on this one.  Your guess is as good as mine.  "Just Go With It" is shooting now and scheduled to be released sometime in 2011.  You have that long to decide whether or not you're going to see it.  Perhaps this will help you decide:

There you have it: the world's first herpes-positive YouTube video.  Don't say I never gave ya nothing, Comedy Examiner readers.  You can stay tuned for more on "Just Go With It" as it develops here at the Comedy Examiner's Office, or you could just hit the "Subscribe" button up top to get all future Comedy Examiner articles delivered straight to your email, free of charge, the moment they're published.  After you've done that, feel free to check out these other recent Comedy Examiner articles:

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