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A low carb Christmas card

Dear mom...
Dear mom...
Illustration by: Linda Duffy

"Dear Mom,

If you do not see me the day after Christmas, call the authorities ASAP! Santa has been acting very strangely ever since he started a low carb diet. While it is MUCH easier to pull the sleigh since he isn’t a lard-butt anymore, he and Blitzen have been arguing about meat and carbon emissions. We haven't seen Blitzen since their last big blow-out and Santa keeps muttering things about 'venison' and 'jerky'..."

Merry Christmas from your Low Carb Examiner!




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