Howard Stern Show media producer J.D. Harmeyer has long been one of the King of All Media's favorite targets of ridicule, and Tuesday's live show was no exception.
Stern grilled his staffers for an updates on their personal lives this week, Harmeyer revealed his only form of dating is regular visits to online sex chats sites, Stern knew he'd struck gold.
Harmeyer revealed that he's dropped his old online sex handle 'DABADASS' but refused to reveal what his new one is, for fear of harrassment from Howard Stern Show fans.
Here's 5 suggestions for new handles Harmeyer can use if he feels the need to switch it up:
1. MUMBLEBEE - Harmeyer is frequently taunted for his lack of diction. Stern usually calls Harmeyer "Mushmouth," but "Mumblebee" could allow Harmeyer to keep his identity safe while still taking responsibility for his muttering ways.
2. OLD_SHIRTY_BASTARD - Harmeyer revealed Tuesday that his online "lovemaking" sessions usually conclude with him ejaculating into an old T-shirt that he finds within arm's reach.
3. HARMESAN_CHEESE: JD's nickname in high school was "Cheesy". Why not embrace his youth?
4. DASADASS: It's amazing what changing one little letter can do, and Harmeyer's Tuesday morning on-air therapy session proves it's an appropriate pseudonym.
5. JD_HARMEYER: Now that it's been talked about on air, no one would ever dream that Harmeyer would be stupid enough to use his own name, but there are a whole lot of benefits of hiding in plain sight.
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