Demi Moore announced Thursday that she is filing for divorce from her husband of six years Ashton Kutcher.
Moore (49) is ditching Kutcher (33) following revelations that he cheated on her with 22-year-old administrative assistant named Sara Leal. Among the cringeworthiest of details of Demi's third forthcoming divorce is the fact that the actress' 4 million plus Twitter followers know her by the handle @MrsKutcher.
Anyone who's followed celebrity news for more than a month or two probably could have warned Moore that she was taunting the celebrity relationship gods with the title, but there's no rationalizing with a woman in love. Choosing a new Twitter handle is no easy task when you've been burned by the mother of all fail whales. Here are five suggestions for Demi's new Twitter address:
@IStillHaveMyDolls - The New York Times once called Demi Moore "the world's most high profile doll collector". Why not let the world know she's still got lots of love in her life thanks to her collection of inanimate soul sisters?
@BieberFan2Luv - During this difficult time, Demi Moore may be looking to blend in on Twitter while she's still regaining her social media sea legs. There's no better way to blend in than to disguise yourself as a "Belieber".
@JulesFromStElmosFire - Lets face it. After 30 years in the movie business, Demi Moore has still never played a character as awesome as Jules from St. Elmo's Fire--the coked out, compulsive shopper that crashed and burned after graduation. Remember how everyone came together to rally around Jules? Wouldn't it be nice to have Rob Lowe show up on your doorstep with a saxophone every once in a while? Think about it.
@Sorry4TheButchersWife - Demi Moore's 1991 film flop 'The Butcher's Wife' was the perfect combination of terrible southern accents, bad special effects and depressing meat references. Choosing a Twitter handle that shows remorse for the career choice would show she really cares about her fans.
@MrsKutcherBallsOff - Subtlety isn't always the order of the day.
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