Costumes are a dime a dozen each and every Halloween. So, as we twiddle down to the final days to selection time, make sure you don’t pick a dud. Dud’s are easy to find, it’s typically an image the media has over saturated the population with. Here’s the top 5 2011 costumes you don’t want to get caught drunk in.
#5 Conrad Murry – A stiff suite and a bad defense. It might be easy to pull off at the last minute, and hey it might be fun to voice record your friends but that doesn’t make it right.
#4 Mcrib – So what, you’re back. We saw you last year with the white t-shirt and the black print that read “Mcrib”. Still not impressed; great sandwich terrible costume.
#3 Steve Jobs – It’s safe to bet Old Navy will be sold out of turtle necks by the end of the week. Many fans will want to pay tribute to the innovator. However, tribute stops when you hit your first "keg stand" of the night.
#2 Facebook – Though a little more complex, don’t put it past the college crowd. A simple profile cut-out as the front, their face as the profile picture. Nearly clever and passable until you notice the propitiously placed “join” button near the belt line, next to a legal disclaimer stating “must be 18 years or older to join”.
#1 Casey Anthony – Granted just put your party clothes on and cancel the baby sitter, or just forget her name. You don’t want to be caught dressed as truetv’s favorite party girl this year.
Well, here’s a little something to wash that list down with. Happy Halloween!
White Russian
2oz Vodka
1oz Kahlua
Pour shots over ice in an old-fashioned glass. Fill with fresh cream. Renders 1 drink
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