Three of Tiger Woods dozen identified mistresses have signed on to compete in the official Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on an upcoming live Howard Stern Show satellite radio broadcast.
Howard Stern announced the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant and the accompanying $100,000 prize was in the works weeks ago, but Monday morning's Howard Stern Show broadcast was the first time he let listeners know that three qualifying Tiger Woods mistresses had officially been confirmed as competitors. When the pageant was first announced, Howard Stern Show producer Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate would need "at least three" mistresses to make a compelling competition, but Stern isn't resting on his laurels now that the minimum quota has been met.
"We want to get a couple more," said Howard Stern said Monday.
Howard Stern wouldn't release the names of which Tiger Woods mistresses were confirmed for the event, but the show previously released the list of 12 eligible competitors:
Rachel Uchitel
Jaimee Grubbs
Kalika Moquin
Jamie Jungers
Cori Rist
Mindy Lawton
Holly Sampson
Joslyn James
Loredana Jolie
Michell Braun
Julie Postle
Theresa Rogers
The winner of the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, dubbed "Mistress USA" by Howard Stern Show co-host Robin Quivers, will win a sash, a crown and a $100,000 cash prize courtesy of the married-and-cheating "discreet" hook-up website AshleyMadison.com.
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The league is set and the game's afoot.
Who let the skanks out?
This would be so funny!
:)
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