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2013 Washington roller derby all-star team starter: Jester

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Jester, now of Inland Empower Derby, finished 4th overall in the all-star voting in Washington for 2013. She also finished 2nd in the MVP voting. Here is what some of the voters had to say about her...

"She is an awesome all-around player, but watching her jam is a thing of beauty. And not only is she a great player, she's a genuinely nice person. She's always willing to help other skaters. AND she started and coaches a junior derby team - the first coed junior derby team in the Spokane area. She does an absolutely awesome job with the kids. (And did I mention she's doing all this while working and going to college - she just turned 21.)" - AJent Mayhem

"I can't say enough good stuff about Jester.
As an adult on the Spokannibals, she is amazing, upbeat, consistantly happy and respectful, a true athlete. She is some one my daughter looks up to as an idol. She treats everyone equally well, fans, teammates and opponents. And she skates like it's nothing, floating around the track with a grin.
As the coach of the junior team, the Cherry Bomb Brawlers, Jester passes on all that is great about her approach to life to an amazing co-ed bunch of kids. The respect they show for her, for each other and to newbies is stellar and a visible product of what she shows them and expects in return. Her dedication extends to long hours cleaning, remodeling and fundraising to keep the sport accessable to all. As a coach, player and person, she exemplifies the strong, competent, female example that I am proud to have my daughter want to be like."
- Yoene Palmer

"This beautiful friend of mine is probably the most determined person I have ever met. She is always pushing herself to the absolute limit with a smile on her face. She is one of the best skaters I know, but completely humble about it. She brings a positive and focused atmosphere wherever she is and especially at practice." - Anonymous

"It has been a joy to watch Jester from a junior skater to one of the best sketers/ jammers in our area. I have enjoyed skating with her on two league now. She is also now a coach of the Cherry Bomb Brawlers a CO-Ed junior derby league founded by her and her mother SmartAss." - Elsie U. N'Hell

"She's a juniors coach, a spectacular pivot, she jams like a monster and I think she can fly... seriously, she has superpowers." - Anonymous

"Jester is a very enthusiastic person and she encouraged me to skate better."Tick Tock


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