Like any league roster, the 2013 Utah Roller Derby All Stars has a list of reserves. These are the skaters who received enough votes to make the list, but just not enough to make the top fourteen - the final roster.
As determined by your votes, and in no particular order, here are your 2013 Utah Roller Derby All Stars:
Clam Jammer, Wasatch Roller Derby
"I'm voting for her because she very strategic. I can always hear her yelling on the track and taking control." ~ Anon
"This one is not only a great blocker on the track, she is an amazing teammate on the bench. She is one hard working lady who is dedicated to being the best." ~ Vulgar Vixen
Moonraker, Wasatch Roller Derby
"Moonraker is from another world! Her amazing athleticism and agility on skates makes her nearly impossible to stop. When you think you have her, she is gone before you have a chance to react. To the MOON!!!!!!" ~ Vulgar Vixen
"Such an awesome jammer. Moon is always getting through some tough situation and so graceful." ~ Anon
Mayhem Miller, Junction City Roller Dolls
"Miller is definitely an up-and-coming skater. She has fancy footwork that can sneak her through the tiniest openings, and her smile when she breaks out of the pack is a big crowd-pleaser." ~Anon
"Miller is always improving her skating skills. She is hard to look away from when she's jamming. Off the track Miller is one of the sweetest people I know. She always makes me smile" ~ Roll X
Bunz Bunny, Wasatch Roller Derby
"Bunz Bunny was one of the first outside skaters I met when I joined this sport, and she (along with Hubz) have been just as kind, knowledgeable, and friendly as that day. Bunz is an amazing skater to watch and an inspiration to any athlete." ~ Sadie Godiva
"She jams the crap out of the game. She never seems tired." ~ Anon
Evil Lucian, Moab Roller Derby
"You can tell when she is out there she loves roller derby, She is a smart, sound player." ~ Jeremy Webb
Alevya Suffrin, Salt City Derby Girls
"Alevya Suffrin' IS roller derby. You could take away the fishnets, glitter and mustache-ride innuendos but without the heart, drive, and dedication of women like her this sport would have died long before any of us could have learned to love it. I was so completely scared shitless skating banked track the first time but after watching her making it look so easy (it isn't), I decided to lace up and attempt to throw down. I'm so honored that I get to put into words how much of a badass she is. One final note on Alevya, if you give her an inch she WILL take the apex jump and land it every.damn.time." ~ Malibu Harpy
And there they are, the 2013 Utah Roller Derby All Stars: The Reserves, as voted on by you, peers and fans alike. I hope you enjoyed them, and are excited to see the rest of this All Star roster!
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