2012 is slinking out the backdoor, while 2013 hovers at your doorstep. It's fun to make a resolution list. You may be surprised what wacky ideas are thought of, maybe a few of these will land on your memo pad.
{1} Lie Less--Enjoy Better Health. The American Psychological Association estimates Americans lie an average of 11 times a week. Study participants who told three fewer lies per week had fewer headaches....courtesy of M.S.
{2} My husband's resolution is "to keep on kickin' ass" . This has been his resolution for several years and I must say he has kept to it....courtesy of D.W.
{3) Brush my teeth more than once a day, especially after my coffee in the morning...courtesy of J.J.
(4) Stop repeating myself again and again and again....courtesy of C.L
(5) My son's is to not break the same knee three times in one year!!! lol ...courtesy of F.B.L.
(6) Try to keep my opinions to myself, yeah right! ...courtesy of C.L.
(7- 11) My new years resolutions are as follows:
1. Get back the stuff i gave away because of the Mayan apocalypse.
2. Never believe another Mayan prophesy
3. Stop the zombie apocalypse...nothing to do with the Mayans.
4. Find the person who wrote the twilight series and make sure they can never type another word.
5. Bring sexy back!...courtesy of W.R.
(12) I forgot one...
I will stop eating foods with high fructose, polyunsaturated fat, gluten, complex-carbohydrates, sodium, msg, phenylketones (you really shouldnt eat anything you cant spell) peanut oil, red dye #3 (1,2 & 4 are ok ) soy, denatured alcohol, aardvarks, khardasians, pomegranates, poppy seeds, garden furniture and polysorbates..courtesy of W.R.
(13) I am determined to have happiness for 2013...courtesy of K.K.S.C.
(14) I will not interrupt Kim K and KW while she is giving birth...courtesy of T. P.
(15) I will stop being so gullible, lose weight, but still eat pastry...courtesy of C.C.
Let's stop there, since the new year is already in full swing. Feel free to add your own funny new years resolutions, in the comment section, the more the merrier! Happy New Year!
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