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2013 Montana roller derby all-star team: Foghorn J

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Hellgate's Foghorn J has been voted onto the 2013 Montana all-star team. Here is what some of the voters had to say about her...

"Faster than a speeding bullet, she dodges nearly every intended hit. She will tuck, swoop, spin, squeeze, bean dip, and make any good blocker take a hit to their own ego when they realize that she has merely disappeared right from under them. Most opponents think they see the Fog and then fold themselves up like a worn out lawn chair after they were so sure that they were connecting." - Knuckle Slambitch

"Foggy cannot be contained and will bean dip around you." - Pipsqueak

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If you would like to add a comment about Foghorn J to this article, feel free to email it to me at elwood.bruise.39@gmail.com and I'll post it on here as soon as I possibly can.

Also...Hellgate pictures!!! Now, Athena Photography has been awesome enough to give me the green light to post whatever pictures they may have of Hellgate to the articles. This part is a HUGE relief! HOWEVER, I still need help in actually identifying the skaters. Since Hellgate doesn't have a numerical roster on their website and I don't know the connection between government names and skate names of all but one of the skaters, I can't put two-and-two together to get a picture of Foghorn on here. So, here's a deal I'll make with ya, Hellgate; if you volunteer to help me out with finding pictures of the skaters off of Athena Photography's site, you'll at least know who all the skaters are from Hellgate that made this years all-star team. First one to answer AND be able to help me out right then and there will be the winner of this little contest (if you want to call it that). But don't sit there and say "ME" and then not answer or help out at all. This whole Montana picture thing is driving me bats enough as it is...pulling a stunt like that would probably drive me totally over the edge at this point.

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