The March Madness Vodka Tournament would like to welcome and thank its loyal followers, and shan't lament the thirty-five seconds it takes to do so. The March Madness Vodka Tournament is, was, traditionally, a thorough and hotly contested..uh..contest between the world's best straight and flavored vodkas, which coincided with the NCAA March Madness Basketball Tournament that somehow received a disproportionate amount of national attention.
The 2013March Madness Vodka Tournament does not wish to disparage the San Diego State's of the current field, but the jealousy that drives the selection committee to pair the Aztecs with the Oklahoma Sooners, then somehow justify the UCLA v Minnesota match up have some 'splaining to do.
Despite the prodigious representation of the Big Ten (10?) in the 2013 field, Indiana, Ohio St. and the rest of them have as much chance of winning the 2013 Championship as Alexander the Great had of untying the Gordian Knot. They have, though, been cake-walked into the finals?
Indiana, Ohio St., Michigan, Michigan St. and Wisconsin have as contrived a route to the semis as the cast from Argo.