2013 AVN Awards shocking categories

The stars of sex and screen turned out for the annual 2013 AVNs in their finest. It may be the most clothes you’ve ever see them in, and they did look fabulous. Hosted at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday, January 19th, nominees for awards in various categories hit the red carpet in style. The big winners of the night included Best Actor, Steven St. Croix, Torn, New Sensations Couples, and Best Actress, Lily Carter, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions, but the real winners and entertainment comes from the top five most oddly-named categories; the ones most people aren’t aware of as they watch a good skin flick:

Best Anal Release - Anal Fanatic, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Big Butt Release - Big Wet A***s 21, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Double-Penetration Sex Scene - Asa Akira, Ramon Nomar & Mick Blue, Asa Akira Is Insatiable 3, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Fem-Dom Strap-on Release - His Booty Is My Duty 2, LéWood/Exquisite

Best Squirting Release - Seasoned Players 17: The Squirting Edition, Tom Byron/Evolution

Most porn connoisseurs are probably not considering the cinematic significance of the scenes of which they are viewing, but there is definitely a category for it no matter what it happens to be, and it takes all kinds of talent to pull these types of sexual Olympics off. So next time you’re enjoying a night of adult film-age, take time to appreciate your actors and actresses who lay it all on the line while taking it all in – just for your viewing pleasure.

See the complete list of AVN winners here. Check out the HuffPost Weird News photo gallery here.

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Michele Gwynn is a Freelance Photo-Journalist for several local community newspapers in San Antonio, Texas. She holds a degree in Broadcasting from San Antonio College with honors, and is a member of Phi Theta Kappa. In addition, she writes Sci-Fi, and has published erotic fiction, along with...

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