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2013 Alaska roller derby all-star team: Pain Maker Sally

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Pain Maker Sally is yet another Rage City Rollergirl who has made this list. Here is what some of the voters had to say about her...

"Sally is that slippery jukey jammer that no one can hold for longer than half a second. She has this awesome way of avoiding hits and working the pack to her benefit, all in the blink of an eye." - Bat Ma'am

"She is smooth on her skates. Jukes through and around every opponent for each hard earned point." - Bluerose

"Pain Maker Sally is grace, agility, speed and makes a mean crocheted bavarian wench outfit. She always has a smile on the track for her teammates!" - Salmon Ella


If you have any comments of your own that you would like added to this article, feel free to send them to and I'll post them on here as soon as I can.

Picture: I still have several emails and FB messages floating around out there that I've sent to various photographers in Alaska. Encourage them to check their email inbox and the "others" folder on their Facebook page. Until I get their express written permission, there's nothing I can do about pictures.


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