A good fantasy football team name sets the tone for your season
of trash talking.
A good fantasy football team name and logo sets the tone for your season of trash talking.
In many fantasy football leagues, the most important item to take care of is not a winning roster. It's the team name. It sets the tone for your season of trash-talking, and defines your team's character (or lack thereof). To help guide fantasy owners, the list below contains 100 fantasy team names based on some of the top players in the league across the offensive positions.
QBs:
1. Drew Brees - Easy Like Brees' Sunday Morning; Easy, Brees-E, Beautiful Hook & Curl; Pimpin' at Brees-E
2. Peyton Manning - Manning-fest Destiny; Manning-Up
3. Tom Brady - Tom Brady's Bunch; Tom Brady Knows How to Love a Lady; The Illegitimate Brady
4. Aaron Rodgers - Aaron Rodgers & Hammerstein; Jolly Rodgers
5 Tony Romo - Romo Sapians; Romo Erectus; Romogenized ilk; Romosexual Tendancies; Runnin' Red Romophobes
6. Philip Rivers - Phillip See More Often; Phillip River's Dance
7 Donovan McNabb - Livin' in a Donovan by the River; Donovanity Fair; Dono-Van Gough; Donovans Warped Tour; Conversion Donovan; Grabbin' for McNabbin
8. Jay Cutler - Oldsmobile Cutler Supreme; Cutler E. Set; Tird Cutler
9. Matt Ryan - Saving Matt Ryan's Privates; Shaving Matt Ryan's Privates
10. Ben Roethlisberger - Roethlisberger with Cheese; Roethlisberger in Paradise; Ruthless Burger
11. Matt Cassel - King of the Cassel; Cassel Grayskull
12. Matt Schaub - I Throb for Schaub; Blow Schaub
13. Carson Palmer - Palmer Than You Are, Dude; Palmer of the Storm; Carson-Palmer Scott
14. Eli Manning - Eli Likes My Pie [also, see Peyton Manning]
15. David Garrard - Playing the Garrard Card; Hard for Garrard
16. Kyle Orton - Orton Hears a Who; Orton Fears the Flu; Orton Steers the Crew
17. Chad Pennington - Federal Pennington Tree; Soft as a Pennington Bear
18. Brett Favre - Favre Dollar Footlong; I got Favre On It; Favre Finger Death Punch; Favre for Fighting
19. Marc Bulger - My Bulger Is Bigger Than Your Bulger; The Best Part of Waking Up is Bulger in your Cup;
20. Jake Delhomme - Delhomme Field Advantage; Delhomme Sweet Delhomme;
RBs:
21. Adrian Peterson - Playing with my Peterson; Peterson Piper;
22. Maurice Jones-Drew - Mo-Jo? Fo Sho!
23. Steven Jackson - The Jackson 5; I'm sorry Mr. Jackson;
24. Michael Turner - Michael Turner Overdrive; Michael Turner & Hooch
25. Matt Forte - Winning is my Forte
26. DeAngelo Williams - Defining DeAngelo; There Ain't No Defending DeAngelo
27. Steve Slaton - Clean Slaton; Slaton the Obvious
28. Marion Barber - The Barber Shop;
29. Jamal Lewis - Jamal Lewis and the News;
30. Tim Hightower - Hightower, Low Expectations;
31. Willy Parker - Mr. Willy Paker Just Don't Know!
WRs:
32. Larry Fitzgerald: Puttin' on the Fritz; Fritz Backer;
33. Randy Moss - A Cover 2 Zone Gathers No Moss;
34. Andre Johnson - Fixed my Johnson Rod; Jumping for Johnson;
35. Jerricho Cotchery - You just got kicked in the Cotchery
36. Ted Ginn, Jr. - Sippin on Ginn and Juice
37. Eddie Royal - Eddie Royal with Cheese
38. Braylon Edward - Braylon and Done
TEs:
39. Jason Wittin - Smitten for Witten
40. Chris Cooley - Cooley-O's Fantastic Ride
41. Visanthe Shiancoe - Every Little City We Go, I see the same Shiancoe; Look at that Shiancoe on Him;
42. Bo Scaife - Bo Don't Know Scaife
43. Ben Watson - Mr. Ben Watson's Sexual Chocolate
Ks:
44. Mason Crosby - Mason Crosby, Still is Trash
Other:
45. Johnson & Johnson (drafting two Johnsons)
46. Keeping up with the Joneses (drafting two Joneses)
47. The Other White Meat (a team with more than one of the following players: Wes Welker, Kevin Walter, Kevin Curtis)
Need some help with a good fantasy football team name logo? Try one of the 8 logos provided in the slideshow below or email BitzWits@gmail.com for more information on how to obtain a great fantasy football team logo.
Have a team name you'd like to share? Add it to the comments section below.
Comments
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I believe the one I used for Tom Brady last year is best - My Fair Brady (a play on My Fair Lady), and I coupled it with a logo of a batter football player's face wearing a leather helmet.
Made the post about My Fair Brady.
Other good ones I've created:
For Matt Fore: Not My Forte (I suppose if you haven't had much success in years past)
For McNabb: McChunky and Co (for Chunky Soup)
For Rivers: The Rivers Wild (for the movie with Meryl Streep)
For Welker: Wild Wild Wes
For Favre: Favre and Away (for the movie starring Tom Cruise)
For Brett Favre...
Sir Brett's Hot Dogs (for Sabrett's)
For Dallas Clark:
Debbie Does Dallas (the porno)
In the unlikely event that Curtis Painter ever makes it big:
Painter it Black
More:
Brandon Marshall --- Toogood Marshall (for Thurgood Marshall)
Brandon Marshall --- We Are Marshall
Brandon Marshall --- Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Antonio Gates --- Golden Gates
LeSean McCoy --- The Real McCoy
For Brandon Marshall:
Marshall Matters (for Marshall Matthers)
Aaron Rodgers Neighborhood
For Joshua Cribbs
- NFL Cribbs
wow these r lame u gatta use ur nasty side like some cheesy pink tacos
yalls shit is pretty whack how about. this weeks vicktors, im a man im forte - mike gundy, smoke a blount (legarrett) drink a forte ( as in a 40oz old english (for all you dork fags that didnt know that already))
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