Top 10 Reasons to Get a Borzoi
- You have a 2 acre fenced area around your house that you'd like to enjoy
- You always have a lot of meat left over after you cook
- You live somewhere with no summer
- You know how to safely prepare wild rabbit
- You have nothing to do on weekends
- You like to vacuum
- You wouldn't mind if a 3x3 block in the middle of a couple rooms in the house was covered with a dog bed
- You never liked bending down to pet the dog
- You frequently take walks in the rain
- You like to stand behind someone bigger in pictures
Top 10 Reasons not to Get a Borzoi
- You enjoy off leash time with your dog, especially the game of "fetch"
- You have a coffee table and kitchen counters of the usual height
- You have a cat who is shy or chickens that are brave
- You've never met your neighbors
- You have spent a great deal of time landscaping and a tall fence would mar the beauty of the work
- You plan to travel by air with your dog
- You have a collection of rare antique books or feather boas
- You like complete climate control
- You are a vegetarian because you are squeamish about the cycle of life
- You have an average sized car
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