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Try not to look directly into its eyes
I guess I’m a little late in reporting this, but I had to share the love on this one. It seems Roseanne Barr, huggable star of 90’s mega-hit sitcom Roseanne and best-forgotten talkfest The Roseanne Show, has developed seer-like powers. And she’s convinced the Apocalypse is right around the corner.
Here’s an excerpt from her February 24th, 2009 blog, originally sourced by Ryan Porter at Celebedge.com
February 24, 2009
tevel is the world of the righteous
and that is what is occurring now. The evil ones are confounded. they sputter and unwind because their programming has become obsolete. Many many of them are awakening and turning away from the lies. Meditation nullifies the chips that were implanted in the brain. A GREAT FLOOD IS COMING!!! THE POLAR ICE CAPS WILL DROWN THE WORLD WITHIN TEN YEARS!!! in 2012 the righteous will inherit the world. (read seeking contact--archives here). noah is us.
Well well… Ms. Barr jumps on the 2012 bandwagon. Naturally, this article piqued my interest, so I headed over to her blog to see if I could scrounge up any more crazy. Lo and behold, I found the following missive from March 1st…
March 1st, 2009
by now you should have built a vessel
to withstand the flood. those of you who have not built that vessel will continue to flounder. It's never too late to meditate! ( meditations that do not involve giving charity are false).
I guess it’s time to get flood insurance, people. Because the polar ice caps will drown the world within a decade. Even though the righteous stand to inherit it in just a few short years from now. Perhaps we'll get a double-whammy Apocalypse.
Try not to think about the inherentl lack of logic here. You may just hurt your brain.
I did.
According to Roseanne, there are now only 1387 days until the End of the World.
Comments
I love the comment under her picture.
I never liked this gal or watched her show. When I worked graveyard and my only choice was Roseanne or QVC, I'd choose to watch Mike Rowe banter with little old ladies buying rhinestones than try to wrap my brain around whatever her show had to offer.
When Tom Arnold and her split up, I'd ask people, "You were surprised?, she's a nutcase."
IMHO that is.
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