Isn't is silly the topics that surge in worldwide news? The past few months talk of Brangelina has been popular due to the love triangle gossip about Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie... but that's not the only reason. Nope -- this time the twitter online has been about something with much more depth -- Brad Pitt's facial hair and whether or not Angelina Jolie has inspired or likes the change in the new daddy celeb's Hollywood classic looks.
BOYISH LOOK BRAD PITT WITH CLEAN SHAVEN VERSUS MATURE BRAD PITT WITH GRAY GOATEE (PHOTOS)
Is Angelina Jolie in the Pitt of despair over facial hair on Brad?
Check out this recently made comparison photo between a clean shaven Brad Pitt (looking like his familiar golden boy self). Then, eyeball the photo of the hunky actor looking -- for lack of a better simile -- more like tarnished brass.
WHY BRAD PITT IS MAKING A SCRUFFY GOATEE FASHION STATEMENT (THEORIES)
There are many reasons why Brad Pitt might be choosing to look scruff at this time in his life. Here are a few of our favorite "Pitt of Despair" theories with reasons to follow:
- Brad Pitt is depressed. He's lost Jennifer Aniston and is fighting constantly with Angelina Jolie.
- Brad Pitt loves Angie. His new look is nothing but an attempt to please her and entice her sexually.
- Brad Pitt absolutely loves his kids. The girls love to play with daddy's beard -- and he makes the best Ken doll barber shop and salon toy ever thanks to his messy look.
LATEST CELEBRITY GOSSIP ABOUT BRAD PITT AND HIS BEARD
Here's a quick summary of the questions that have arisen recently thanks to recent tabloid gossip about the Brangelia beautification befuddlement:
Has fatherhood taken some of the desire to primp away -- or perhaps he's looking more unkempt due to the very real fact that the star has landed one of the most coveted centerfold pinup model cover girls in the world to have his children?
Is Brad Pitt just being an old guy now that he's mentally and physically hit 40 (i.e. the Al Bundy "Married with Children" syndrome where he hit his peak, won the game, got the girl, and it's all downhill now from here)?
Does Jolie like the rough boy look, one that leaves the star in a position to enjoy a stark contrast between the very manly Brad Pitt -- who, like ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton -- is perhaps filling the actress fetish for having her way with an older (looking) man instead of a soft and lovely lesbian lover like Jenny Shimizu?
Could Jolie be fickle when it comes to having a preference for what her lover or lovers look like and have specific turn ons and turn offs when it comes to body type, body image, and her own personal preferences?
Here's one more take on the whole 'to groom or not to groom' situation relating to the world's most beautiful celebrity couple ...
With beards traditionally representing expressions of dominant traits and manhood -- and with age typically representing wisdom -- it may just be that while Pitt is relaxing with his grooming habits that he's simply just stepping up and being an ordinary man.
ANGELINA JOLIE FAMILY HELPS BRAD PITT MAKE "TO SHAVE OR NOT TO SHAVE" DECISION
The Jolie-Pitt kids may also be driving the family decision to have the happy father keep the beard. Evidence that this may be the case can be foundby these examples:
- In young Shiloh's desire to play "Peter Pan" (where dad now makes a lovely Johnny Depp aka Jack Sparrow type of character
- In photo journalist reports that Pitt has been spotted out numerous times sporting beads and extremely rudimentary braids in his beard (where Daddy might be letting Shiloh and Zahara both practice braiding his hair [knowing that a long goatee can be grown out or shaved quickly for any movie role while the actor keeps his haircut short)
As such, Jolie -- although certainly may approve of or dislike the beard, it's likely that the decision to keep or grow the goatee out many belong to Brad Pitt alone.
That means that regardless of the tabloid outcry for handsome Brad to lose the dated Asheville, North Carolina hippie style beard and horrible hat in favor of a more GQ gent look that Pitt won't shave until he absolutely has to...
OR
He'll wake up one fine day and decide to ditch the Don Quixote look when he feels like it's the right personal appearance move to do.
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