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Michael Skinner and Ray Ficca
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Michael Skinner and Ray Ficca

Arlington (Map, News) - There is “funny — ha ha” and there is “funny — peculiar.”

Mark Charney’s comedy “37 Stones or The Man Who Was a Quarry,” which is premiering at the Charter Theatre, has many “funny — ha ha” moments, but it’s safe to say that the “funny — peculiar” moments are the ones that predominate the play.

The protagonist (he’s too spineless to be called a hero) of “37 Stones” is Mark (Michael Skinner), a neurotic 44-year-old who has passed 37 kidney stones since he was a teenager. Amazingly, this is the least of his problems. His biggest cross to bear is Edna (Jane E. Petkofsky), his incestuous Mother From Hell who makes Angela Lansbury in “The Manchurian Candidate” look like Mother Theresa.

Despite the presence of her younger son, Randy (Ray Ficca), bitter divorcee Edna concentrates all of her smothering overprotection on Mark, nagging and guilt-tripping him whenever anything threatens to separate the two of them, from leaving for college to marrying his long-suffering girlfriend, Erin (Sarah Melinda). Compared to this, the kidney stones seem like a minor inconvenience.

The squeamish nature of the material is summed up by the scene where a young Mark and Randy are forced to watch Edna and her equally demented sister Fanny (Caren Anton) pretend to be a male-female song-and-dance team performing the old Nat King Cole standard “Walking My Baby Back Home.” The creepiness factor peaks when the two women pretend to kiss and the boys literally run out of the room screaming.

Director Richard Washer gets convincing performances from Skinner, Petkofsky and Anton, but the characters they play are such mental basket cases that it’s almost impossible for the audience to care about them. The roles of Randy and Erin are far more sympathetic and interesting, and Ficca and Melinda provide the show with its funniest and most entertaining moments. (Ficca’s highlight is Randy’s reaction to Edna accusing Mark of being gay.)

To say that Charter’s “37 Stones” isn’t everybody’s cup of tea would be putting it mildly.

There are some undeniable laughs, but many theatergoers will be excused if they decide not to wallow in the characters’ miseries.

‘37 Stones or The Man Who Was a Quarry’

Charter Theatre’s production runs through March 31.

Venue: Theatre on the Run, 3700 South Four Mile Run Drive, Arlington

Performances: 8 p.m. Thursday through Saturday

Tickets: $20 to $25

More info: 202-333-7009, www.chartertheatre.org


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I thought it was a great production and both Alexa Ortega and Adam Barry were absolutely fantastic.

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6:07 PM MST on Fri., Apr. 18, 2008 re: "Review: ‘Inspector’ is sadly clueless"

Examiner Reader said:
The Government Inspector: Quite poorly done. Actors unprepared. Line delivery mishaps. Overpriced. Prop failure at the end. It reminded me of sequels such as Oceans v11 - v13, where a group of well known actors use their names to draw a crowd and sell tickets. Uk. The result is a mediocre performance, in part because of too many cooks -- and some of these cooks, e.g. Geoff Hoyle are really good. Hopefully this review will save someone else the time and money.

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8:00 PM MST on Thu., Apr. 17, 2008 re: "Review: 'High School Musical' sticks to the status quo"

Parkside Poulegene said:
Re: High School Musical I just took my daughter Sharmuta to this show and we had to leave early! When we got home I took away all her "High School Musical" CD's and tee-shirts. If she even mentions the show again she's grounded for a month, and that goes for her other mother too. This show is really racist, homophobic and pro-Zionist and pro-Bush-Terror. There's too many white people in it. This show needs to be shut down and outlawed.

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10:40 AM MST on Sat., Oct. 6, 2007 re: "Review: 'Heartbreak' at Berkeley Rep"

Examiner Reader said:
Thank you for the first honest review that I have read on this production. The length of Act two was tortuous to sit through.

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12:15 PM MST on Sun., Sep. 9, 2007 re: "A ‘Macbeth’ in the Macbuff"

Examiner Reader said:
I bet the scene where Macbeth and Macduff are branishing their CLAYMORES is a hoot!

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5:18 AM MST on Sat., Sep. 8, 2007 re: "A ‘Macbeth’ in the Macbuff"

Examiner Reader said:
Playing naked? Not really - the main character's body is covered by fur! As the reader before wrote the actor playing Macbeth is extremely hairy. It is quite strange to see how hairy a mans body can be... His body hair was the most impressing thing of the whole play.

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2:23 PM MST on Mon., Aug. 20, 2007 re: "A ‘Macbeth’ in the Macbuff"

Examiner Reader said:
Bloody, Bold, Resolute, and Naked - AND HAIRY!!! I read an article that all actors were not allowed to shave any body hair three months before the play started to look "naturally". So it is impressive how hairy the actor playing Macbeth is - he has a furry chest and even a quite hairy back and bushy pubic hairs. It is very unusual today to see such a hairy actor fully nude, because normally an actor shaves at least his back hairs doing a nude scene on stage or in a movie... So big compliments to Daniel Eichner for presenting us his great furry body fully nude!

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11:14 PM MST on Fri., Jul. 6, 2007 re: "A ‘Macbeth’ in the Macbuff"

Examiner Reader said:
Good review... one of the few critics able to articulate some of the problems with this show. I left at intermission and the lighting was troublesome. sometimes I wonder what the other critics are thinking --- if you are still curious fgo on Saturday afternoons when the tickets are "pay what you can."

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9:27 PM MST on Fri., Jul. 6, 2007 re: "A ‘Macbeth’ in the Macbuff"

Examiner Reader said:
Munch claims "there is no denying" that the nudity in WSC's "Macbeth" "does little to enhance or elevate Shakespeare’s Scottish play." Well, the critics at www.PotomacStages.com and www.DCTheatreScene.com have taken the opposite view. Potomac Stages, in fact, wrote: "in no uncertain terms that this is a quality production that presents "the Scottish play" in a new and very effective light (or is that a new and very effective darkness?)." DC Theatre Scene wrote: "The actors’ nudity provides an extra dimension to their presentations...By being physically naked, these actors become emotionally naked as well. This production of Macbeth is a great gift to those who have the will to receive it. We are unlikely to see anything like it in the foreseeable future." So it seems the only thing there is no denying is that Munch doesn't speak for everyone.

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9:09 PM MST on Fri., Jul. 6, 2007 re: "A ‘Macbeth’ in the Macbuff"

Examiner Reader said:
Tonight's performance of "Macbeth" started at 8:05 pm and was done precisely at 10:30. I'm not the best at math, but that seems like under 2 and half hours...not over 3 hours, which the critic claims the play to be.

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6:47 PM MST on Wed., Jun. 20, 2007 re: "Eye of the beholder at the heart of ‘Fat Pig”"

JaimeK said:
Shame Fat Pig wasn't given an actual review on the acting. There were some pretty phenomenal performances. Especially Erin Riley as Helen and Courtney Ryan as Jeannie. Very VERY good show.

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2:03 PM MST on Wed., Jun. 13, 2007 re: "A trifle of a ‘Tempest’"

Examiner Reader said:
Closes in 4 days

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10:45 AM MST on Wed., May. 30, 2007 re: "A harrowing choice at Theater J"

Examiner Reader said:
Why review it a few days before it closes and not mention its closing in the review?

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9:33 PM MST on Mon., Apr. 23, 2007 re: "Shakespeare’s bloodiest"

EdnBetty said:
We just returned from Titus Andronicus, the play that Kenneth Tynan called "the worst play Marlowe ever wrote". We expected gore and got it! Tsoutsouvas was also great, but Valerie Leonard was vamping it over the top. And that voice set my teeth on edge!

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9:27 PM MST on Mon., Apr. 23, 2007 re: "Shaking up Shakespeare"

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Yes, "She Stoops to Comedy" at Woolly Mammoth is a treat!

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9:23 PM MST on Mon., Apr. 23, 2007 re: "Shaking up Shakespeare"

Examiner Reader said:
Oh, we just a-DORed this show!

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