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BALTIMORE (Map, News) - Back when I was a kid reporter on Calvert Street, about the time the Ramones released “Road to Ruin,” I wrote an essay damning the place where I grew up: Linthicum, Exit 6B off of the Beltway.
I don’t regret the article, overheated juvenilia lauding the brio of the city over the safety of the suburbs. But I need a good night’s sleep these days and see things a little differently.
I've been in Baltimore, with all its troubles, since leaving my parents’ home down the street from St. Philip Neri some 30 years ago. For the past 20, I’ve lived happily in the Macon Street row house where my father was raised, just a short block to a bowl of lemon rice soup and a plate of dolmathes at Samos.
And a seemingly much shorter mile to the problematic methadone clinic at the Johns Hopkins’ Bayview campus.
I am much older now than my father was when we moved to Linthicum in 1966, and I've come to understand the place as quiet becomes more important to me. When I’m between gigs in Los Angeles, I spend as much time on Orchard Road with Mom and Dad as I can.
I am grateful for the cul-de-sac childhood my city-bred parents worked hard to provide for my brothers and me. And I doubt I'd be so keen to romanticize city life if I'd actually been raised in Baltimore instead of just going “in town” every weekend for dinner with my grandparents.
So I am happy to report that Linthicum — old dairy land where my Polish grandfather and immigrant families from Canton came to pick beans and strawberries at the turn of the 19th century — is celebrating a centennial in all of its Mayberry glory.
The land grant establishing a village in what is now northern Anne Arundel County was awarded from Great Britain in 1649. Abner Linthicum bought a big chunk of it in 1801.
In 1908, Abner’s descendents sold off a good portion of their farmland to build houses and launch the Linthicum Heights Realty Company. Thus, the centennial.
Irma Eastland, one of our good neighbors who taught my brother Danny in the third grade at Linthicum Elementary and played a fortune-teller when her kids put on Muscular Dystrophy carnivals, has made a memory quilt in commemoration.
Her husband, Frank, a retired Westinghouse engineer like so many of the area breadwinners (and the corniest when it comes to bad jokes), used a computer to transfer photographs to sheets of cotton. Their daughter Julie, who recently made her way back to Homewood Road after decades in California, helped select 20 photos from hundreds provided by Linthicum historian Oscar “Skip” Booth.
“I did it all on a machine,” said Mrs. Eastland, who somehow turned 78 years old when I wasn't looking. “The whole thing took four months to finish, mostly research.”
The quilt is on display at the Linthicum library on Shipley Road, named for the community’s other landmark family. Built in 1967 (replacing a reading room in an old train station visible from the Light Rail), the library is where my rock ‘n’ roll buddies Armand Citroni and Terry Hesse and I would distract high school beauties like Melanie Kavanaugh, Laurie Janis and Denise Wallnofer from their homework.
[Where are you now, girls? Still upon this Earth, I pray, unlike my Linthicum Elementary School class of 1970 friend Loren Kraft, who passed away just a few weeks ago in his 50th year.]
Panels on the quilt include images of Turkey Hill, the original Linthicum family home built in 1822; the old stone Methodist Church at the corner of Maple and Camp Meade roads, whose basement was a hippie-wannabe “coffeehouse” called the “Hungry Ear” when I was young; the circle “W” logo of Westinghouse, now Northrop Grumman; and Chuck’s Drive-In, a 1950s milkshake joint where we used to ask for “mistakes,” wrong orders they would give away if you asked at the right time.
For the Eastlands, a wonderful family of girls on Gayle Drive named the Goeberts, my parents and thousands of others who have raised families on the old strawberry fields since Teddy Roosevelt was president, Linthicum made good on its promise.
“It worked out beautifully,” said Mrs. Eastland, who landed on Shipley Road from Michigan when Julie was born in 1957 and to the newer development on Homewood Road in 1963. “I'd move here and do it all over again.”



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Examiner Reader said:
hey, is Alvarez gonna write something about Elvis' death this week?
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Examiner Reader said:
hey, i think i went to high school with low dog. good looking guy? wanted to be an actor?
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Storyteller Groupie said:
word is that Alvarez will ride again!
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Frieda said:
What's all this about somebody eating the Eastpoint Mall penguins?
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Examiner Reader said:
Why don't my "I agree" votes count? I have tried to agree with Shorty, with Rafaelfanclub and the other Examiner Readers who all think Alvarez is an asset. But none of my votes show up. Makes me think only the "I disagree" votes are getting through... hmmmm We need a recount!
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Shorty said:
Best hot dog scribe in the biz.
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Rafaelfanclub said:
One less reason to read the newspaper.
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Examiner Reader said:
He is the very best writer they will ever have! Do they not realize what a treasure they had in Alvarez?
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denniskleen said:
I have heard that they have canceled his column. It was the best column here I think. Will really miss it!! Please bring it back!
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Big John said:
Where's my hot dog?
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Examiner Reader said:
Where is Rafael's column today?
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Examiner Reader said:
This is the best writing about hot dogs I think I've seen anywhere. Keep 'em coming, Ralph.
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Examiner Reader said:
This is the best writing being done anywhere in Baltimore right now. The Examiner is setting a standard for all the other publications to follow. Your readers thank you and I can tell by all these comments on Rafael Alvarez's columns that they look forward to his writing each week.
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Examiner Reader said:
Mr. Baltimore is like the Tony Orlando or the Slim Whitman of Baltimore--singing the heartfelt songs that inspire us to go on in the face of Crabtown's idio-syncrasy.
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Examiner Reader said:
Bless you, Mr. Baltimore.
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Unnamed Source said: said:
The doggies, not the penguins!
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Big Joe said:
Why would anybody want to eat the poor little penguins?
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Examiner Reader said:
I can't wait to read more about hot dogs.
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no wonder the former mrs. alvarez left him. there WERE penguins there. men never listen.
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There were penguins at Eastpoint shopping center long before it became a mall. They were there for years.
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yes, presumptuous, George would be the Greek name one would think of, not Gregory! This newspaper comes to my doorstep, and I have heard it is because my neighborhood is "preferred" and we will patronize the advertisers? Well, it's the storytelling columinst Alvarez who will persuade me to try out his preferred Coney Island hot dog.
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presumptuous Hellenists?
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I can't wait to read more about the Rotary.
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Examiner Reader said:
Why do you make it so hard to find Alvarez's column? What, you don't want to attract more readers?
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Examiner Reader said:
i know the Janis girls. i just met them recently at my best friend's Laurie's son's wedding. They are all happy,like to dance and are doing well.
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Examiner Reader said:
looks like Jimmy is in trouble again.
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Kermit T. said:
What I want to know is: At the end of "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea," James Mason as Captain Nemo gets shot near his secret hideout in the volcanic crater in the Gulf of Mexico and goes down with the Nautilus, right? But then, in the pseudo-sequel "Mysterious Island," there's Herbert Lom playing Nemo AGAIN, living alone on the island nursing a junked Nautilus in the underwater cave. How'd he pull that off? And did Nemo ever give up on his vision of world peace?
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Examiner Reader said:
To think this great inspiration came from an ad in The Paris Review. Amazing. I'd like to know how the candidates answer the question of how they would end this awful war, too, And,as always, Alvarez's poetry is the reason why the Examiner's Friday issue is the best one of the week! "...back when a spice factory perfumed the night air above the Inner Harbor."
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Examiner Reader said:
I squandered my college years with Rafael at Loyola College during the Carter administration. I grew up just a few miles from him in a once sleepy railroad hamlet by the name of Dorsey. I wish I knew him and Loren when I was younger, however, I would not have had our long friendship any other way.
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denniskleen said:
Since I found this site, I look forward to Friday even more! You don't write articles, you tell stories. Love the work!!!
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Master of the Technology said:
All you have to do is bookmark--or "favorite"--this page...it's faster than a speeding baklava!
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Cheese Doll said:
I can't wait to read more about Linthicum.
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i only read the examiner on line said:
so why do you make it so hard to find the alvarez column every friday? you've got deford's mug with that stupid erroll flynn mustache but i've got to search for storyteller. for pete's sake.
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Examiner Reader said:
He has the gift of poetry: "a short block to a bowl of lemon rice soup and a plate of dolmathes at Samos." BUT! Why can't we find a link on the front page today? I am lucky I get a paper, so I can just turn to page 6 every Friday. I never miss his column.
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RPY said:
It's a true poet who can write a sincere ode to a suburb.
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Wyman Park said:
The Hopkins Blue Jays and the Baltimore Orioles have switched souls. Not sure if it's a fair trade.
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Amee said:
we are off to a pretty good start....i will leave it at that so i do not jinx anything!!! i HATE fair weather fans!!!
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In Memory of Sonny said:
one day at a time . . .
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Examiner Reader said:
I cried because had I already read this story back in early February. Go Wain. Let's move on...
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RPY said:
Thanks for this one. It's good to know Wain's still trying. Godspeed to him.
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Examiner Reader said:
Rafael, this made me cry. You are a good man. A special person and one incredible writer!
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Examiner Reader said:
It's the curse of the Nationals that done it. And they stole our beer name, to boot. Bring back Wild Bill, or a facsimile thereof.
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The Bird said:
It's CBS Radio's WHFS 105.7 FM TALK, the flagship station of the Baltimore Orioles. Go to war, Miss Agnes!
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A buddy of stan's buddy said:
Mr. Oktavec says you never paid for that birthday card, young man!
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Stan's Buddy said:
Alvarez hits a home run with his look back at past Oriole glories and the pessimistic future for the Birds. The fans deserve better. The ending quote by his mother says it all. I agree. Alvarez won't be suffering through another season of play by play if he tunes into WBAL radio via the internet. The Flagship Station of the Baltimore Orioles is WHFS 107.5 FM
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Rafael Alvarez said:
mea culpa for flubbing the radio station carrying Oriole games - it's 105.7, as thousands of you have pointed out. score it: E - utility reporter.
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Bunk said:
I always look forward to viewing Baltimore through the eyes of Rafael Alvarez - who conveys tales where truth is often stranger and always more interesting than fiction.
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Jeff in New Freedom said:
I feel bad for my 10 year old son & others in his age group who have never known the real Baltimore Orioles. He only knows them from the stories I have told him of my youth or by looking at the pictures, newspapers, magazines hanging on my basement wall. It is sad, I have no desire to go watch this team with him @ the Yard. I get my kicks with baseball coaching Little League now. Maybe 1 day I'll return, & hopefully the Dreaded Angelos family will no longer own the team.
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Abner Doubleday said:
For perspective, ya gotta think back to the losing streak back in 'the 1988 season--0 and 21-- the longest losing streak in club history. It almost took a human sacrifice--Billy Ripken being beaned in the head--to break the streak. We were beyond despondent, remember? I agree with RPY: re-read "Casey at the Bat" and sit back in the sunshine, sip your $5.50 beer, and love every slow slow minute of it.
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orioles fan said:
just like the beatles, half of those 4 20 game winners from 1971 are dead. bamberger is dead. belanger is dead. curt blefary is dead. the Orioles are dead.
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