295 days ago - Brandon Smith, an apprentice trainer with the Yankees, describes Roger Clemens’ day as follows: “He’s one of the first players in every morning, does his program with Andy Pettitte, does the team program workout, goes to the weight room, leaves, plays 18 holes of golf and finally meets [trainer] Brian McNamee at 6 … and a few other players — for another workout. It’s incredible how much energy Roger has.”
316 days ago - It’s official: No one wants to play in the NCAA’s mythical BCS championship game. In a college football season already rife with more inexplicable twists and turns than a 3 a.m. ride home with Lindsay Lohan, the past four weeks have taken a turn for the surreal.
337 days ago - He’s the most complete hitter of his generation. Since his first full season in Major League Baseball, he has hit more home runs, driven in more runs, scored more runs and had more extra-base hits than any player in the game. He is the youngest player in the history of the sport to hit 500 home runs and he has done it without the aid of performance-enhancing drugs. Defensively, he was a Gold Glove shortstop in Seattle before selflessly giving up his position to a lesser defensive player and moving to third base in New York. He is about to win his third American League Most Valuable Player award in the last five years.
344 days ago - You know, it’s really too bad the NBA couldn’t have hired that Miss Teen South Carolina chick to realign its divisions — at least for the Warriors’ sake. Maybe the geographically-challenged Miss “I personally believe U.S. Americans should help South Africa and the Iraq, therefore such as, and the Asian countries” would stick Oakland in the Eastern half of the United States, giving the Warriors a realistic opportunity to contend for a conference championship.
351 days ago - There’s a right way to do things and there’s a wrong way to do things. The New York Yankees appear to have a company policy mandating that they choose the wrong way.
358 days ago - Once again, the NCAA college football season has devolved into an incomprehensible mess, and once again I’m celebrating like Charlie Weis at Old Country Buffet when a fresh pallet of fish is lowered onto the table.
372 days ago - Friday afternoon, roughly 24 hours before his Oklahoma State football team would rout Sam Houston State 39-3 in Stillwater, Mike Gundy told an Oklahoma City radio station that he’d had enough. He wanted to put his Sept. 23 postgame temper tantrum behind him so his Cowboys could get back to focusing on their season, rather than on the coach that would be introduced to thunderous applause as “America’s Coach” in Saturday’s pregame introductions on the OSU campus.
379 days ago - It was in 2003 when Rush Limbaugh was fired by ESPN for his ridiculous and incorrect assessment of the media’s coverage of Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb.
386 days ago - “This episode represents a calculated and deliberate attempt to avoid longstanding rules designed to encourage fair play and promote honest competition on the playing field.”